jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU ASSHOLE HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
thereallifeoftheamericanteenager: oneboredjeu: nerdfithers: nerdfithers: i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once needless to say i was shocked get out
kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
cherie-xo: What an adorable song! I feel so...
monetizeyourcat: arstotzka: I think the nerd obsession with 3D printers is because they vaguely resemble matter replicators from some nerd thing or other star trek is real, and strong, and it’s my friend
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
rabioheab: grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
zarry: people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
solubility: the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
goldshirts-tightpants: one time i loved star trek so much i cried. by one time i mean every day